I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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