Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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