Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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