i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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