Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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