With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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