we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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