Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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