Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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