Just cropdusted the office
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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