Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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