just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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