I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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