I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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