I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need a beard to bite.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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