There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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