Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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