kristin has been a bad kristin
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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