Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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