I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
time to smoke my breakfast
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Congratulations! We have a period
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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