What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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