North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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