is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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