You're completely useless in the revolution.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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