Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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