That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I am available for nakedness
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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