you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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