You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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