ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so let's talk penis.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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