the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
