i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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