So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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