Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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