She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
