so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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