Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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