im holly from the hills drunk
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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