That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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