Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
