Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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