I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I need a hoe opinion