Don't worry. I has chaperone.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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