discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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