It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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