Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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