Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Houston, we have a squirter
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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