I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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