Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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