i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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