dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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