But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
