So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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