Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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