It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can I color on your dick again?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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